Live Rude Girls

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New episodes, inappropriate opinions, and stories that should have remained confidential.

Life is short. Say the inappropriate thing. New episodes every Tuesday.

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Unsupervised
since 2026

What happens here?

The group chat has microphones.

Live Rude Girls is what happens when three friends turn on the microphones before deciding whether a conversation should remain private.

We talk relationships, sex, mental health, grief, friendship, ridiculous news, questionable decisions, and the stories most people only tell after two drinks.

Absolutely unsolicited opinions
Emotional damage, but make it funny
No topic is safe

Meet the rude girls

Three flavors of bad influence.

01 / DANI

Dani O’Loughlin

Professional chaos coordinator. Witchy travel expert. Emotionally supported by spreadsheets.

Dani is a travel advisor, recovering perfectionist, and firm believer that almost any crisis can be managed with sarcasm and a sufficiently detailed spreadsheet. She’s a spooky-season enthusiast, witchy-shit collector, former emo kid who never actually recovered, and the woman responsible for occasionally releasing Daddy Cop into the Live Rude Girls universe.

Equal parts practical problem-solver and emotional support goblin, Dani is here for marriage, grief, mental health, dead dads, questionable coping mechanisms, terrible decisions, and all the beautifully unhinged moments that make life worth talking about.

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02 / JENNI

Jenni Gurganus

Hair alchemist. Tarot reader. Cosmic chaos coordinator.

Professional hairstylist Jenni Gurganus is surviving the daily grind one bad hair day and fully loaded iced coffee at a time. Equal parts creative force and unfiltered reality check, she channels her razor-sharp wit and knack for the bold into crafting unique style, producing branding projects, and co-hosting Live Rude Girls.

Deeply aligned with the mystical side of life, Jenni reads tarot and navigates the universe with intuition, sarcasm, and zero patience for nonsense. You can probably find her riding her sport bike or aggressively gluing rhinestones onto things just to feel something.

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03 / STEVIE

Stevie

Rough around the edges. Wildly honest. Never short on a story.

Stevie is a friend, a lover, a recovering people-pleaser, and a woman who’s learned that life is way too short to pretend she has it all figured out. She loves hard, laughs loud, overshares occasionally, and has absolutely made decisions that sounded better after a couple drinks.

She’s here for the conversations we’re usually told not to have—sex, relationships, dating, heartbreak, friendship, exes, bad decisions, good times, and everything in between. She isn’t interested in pretending to be perfect. She’s interested in being real, unapologetic, and having a damn good time.

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Think you can sit with us?

Enter the group chat.

We’re looking for funny, honest, interesting, slightly unhinged humans who aren’t afraid to tell a story—or admit they’ve made choices that seemed reasonable after two drinks.

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Guest applicationYour dignity cannot be recovered.

01. What should we call you? *

02. Pronouns03. Best email *

04. Where can we stalk you professionally?Socials, website, podcast, or business page.05. Your elevator pitch—but the elevator is stuck and someone has a flask. *

06. What would you happily discuss?

07. Tell us the story you’re dying to share. *08. Your most controversial unsolicited opinion?09. Most unhinged thing you’ll admit online?10. Your group-conversation energy?11. Comfort with personal or inappropriate topics?12. Any subjects completely off-limits?13. Previous podcast or livestream experience?14. Describe your recording setup.Quiet space, internet, headphones, mic—or Waffle House.

15. The release-week pact *If selected, I agree to actively promote my episode on social media throughout the entire release week, including available graphics, links, clips, stories, posts, and tags.

16. How many platforms can you promote on?

17. Explicit-content agreement *I understand that Live Rude Girls contains explicit language, adult conversations, sarcasm, inappropriate humor, and surprise questions.

18. Promotional release *I give Live Rude Girls permission to use my name, image, voice, social handles, and submitted information for my appearance and episode promotion.

19. Anything else before we let you into the group chat?

Before you hit submit: Not all applications will be accepted. Submission does not guarantee an appearance. Guests are selected based on topic fit, scheduling, recording quality, personality, audience relevance, promotional participation, and whatever mysterious group-chat criteria feel right. Episodes may be edited for length, clarity, sound, entertainment value, or because someone said something that could not remain online.

I am 18+ and agree to the fine print. *

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